TESTIMONIALS: "He's loud and so is his asshole. It's not a very pleasant smell. If you wanna follow this blog. ..hold your breath. Hide your husbands and don't forget to bring the lemon pledge."
-MentalNovacaine
At night, I open the window and ask the moon to come and press its face against mine. Breathe into me. Close the language-door and open the love-window. The moon won’t use the door, only the window.